Guys' and Girls' English dictionary

Girls' English

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later!

"We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

"Sure... Go ahead" = I don't want you too.

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me for.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.

"You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

"Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!


Guy's English

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

"I'm tired " - I'm tired

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

"Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

"You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.

"What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?

"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

"I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

"I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!

"Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

"Will you marry me?" = On Our Honeymoon...We Can Have Sex!!