We need. = I want.

It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want? = You'll pay for this later!

We need to talk. = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead. = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you retard.

You're look very manly. = You need a shave and you smell.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = It's my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I feel fat.

This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new apartment.

I want new curtains... = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

I need wedding shoes. = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

Hang the picture there. = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = You have to learn to agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = (When you hear this it's too late. You're dead!)

Yes. = No.

No. = No.

Maybe. = No.

I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

I'm not yelling! = Yes I'm yelling, because this is important.

In answer to "What's wrong?":

The same old thing. = You.

Nothing. = Everything.

Everything. = My PMS is acting up.

Nothing, really. = I hate you!

I don't want to talk about it. = I'm not ready to yell at you yet.